Stop smelling like warm garbage or dried Elmer's Glue with Doc Bottoms' new Aspray. You can use Aspray on your "pungent pits, foul feet, or beastly butt odor." (exact wording - no lie) This miracle product apparently eliminates odor-causing bacteria ... that you deem inappropriate to actually wash off with a simple shower. Really, who has time to shower these days? Why shower at all when you can drench every crevice of your body with Aspray? Accidentally shart your pants? Break out the Aspray! Did you have relations with a brothel bunny and forget to shower? Break out the Aspray!
I'll never bathe again - THANK YOU, ASPRAY!