Something tells me that I'd fail a Rorschach test miserably. Is it just me, or does this tattoo of "Courtney" seem to have a dude's package on her forehead? I'm all for photorealistic tattoos, but for the love all things Benjamin Button, get a damn good tattoo artist if you're planning to have a face inked on your body for the rest of eternity.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
I wouldn't have the vacant expression from his CD cover tattooed on my back for eternity.
For those of you loyal Snuggie owners or Snuggie Sapiens™, as I like to call you, there is a new online guide to having relations while including your now iconic blanket robe. You can check out the Snuggie Sutra HERE.
I'm not sure if the creators of the Snuggie Sutra site know this, but the target demo for Snuggie consumers is something like 45-65 year-old librarians who utilize book lights and watch reruns of Murder She Wrote. But I'm sure they'll be all over this new Snuggie resource though. Especially if they find themselves in the throes ... with a Snuggie on hand ... while taking the subway or relaxing on a park bench. Knowledge is power. And possibly a misdemeanor.
I'm a little surprised that there aren't more horror movie special effects included in this clip. I guess you see one head torture contraption crush a skull, you've seen them all.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I really couldn't think of a better way to defecate all over the memory of Princess Di then to create a tea bag in her likeness. The other three douches I couldn't care less about.
Those of you rowdy Dexter fans out there - hold on to your butts.
Apparently, Dexer's first episode of Season 4, "Living the Dream," has been leaked online. Scheduled to air on September 27 on Showtime, this premiere episode was posted online a few days ago for only a few hours before Showtime caught on and had it pulled from the Net. Wow, did I really use the term, "Net?" Hello, 1993!
Showtime may have pulled the original posting, but not before 2,000 torrent users had a chance to make it their own and seed it online. There's no telling how long it will stay posted - but you can watch the full first episode of Season 4 here or here. Enjoy.
You'll especially enjoy the fun 'pseudo opening'.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Photoshop + babies = celebribabies. My fave, even though I hate those douchetards, is the Jonas Brothers pic. Here you'll see baby Kurt Cobain, baby Tony Soprano, baby Jackie Chan, Baby Conan O'Brien, and baby Jonas Brothers.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Oh. My. Gawd.
Did they really think this was going to sell more laptops?
Bite into these brains and taste the viscous goodness of red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting and the best cupcake topper ever - a chocolate brain.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
I'm pretty sure drugs were somehow involved in the creation and application of this WTFtastic tattoo.
All this iPhone sleeve needs is a pair of women's skinny jeans, some guyliner, and the sweet embrace of teen angst - then the package shall be complete.
Buy this iPhone hoodie from Urban Outfitters for $18.
Parents beware: These Bling Teeth are merely gateway Hip Hop items. Once they've experienced the krunk thrill of Bling Teeth, they'll feel compelled to create beefs with the east coast, drink Cristal out of pimp cups, and sock the sh*t out of their R&B girlfriends in the car.
But hey, for 75 cents, why not? Even Lil Wayne had to start somewhere.
Friday, August 7, 2009
This is another jem created by the Sir Mix-A-Lot mousepad line. She's ergonomically stacked and ready to audition for Tron 4, from the looks of it. This will keep your wrist "busy." (Oh please, I meant "surfing the web and writing proposals for work.")
This busty beauty can be yours here for a ridiculous $50 or get a lap dance at the Spearmint Rhino instead.
And that gift is the automatic pancake machine called the Chefstack Pancake Maker. Don't just have a few flapjacks for breakfast, have 200 carb cakes a goddam hour. If only they could do something like this for bacon. Bastards ...
You can purchase this device from proudtobesize22.org.edu.gov or here for a measly $3,500.
Yes, my friends. Gluttony doesn't come cheap. Remember that.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
If you haven't experienced the utter hilarity that is Scare Tactics, shown on SyFy, you haven't lived. This show combines pure visceral fear with humiliation and bad acting. In short, it's Punk'd slathered with fear. The two episodes I'd like to wax nostalgic about are "Rat Boy" and "The Hitchhiker."
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Clearly, the concept here is this.
This is a classic piece of furniture for those obsessed with the world of the Super Mario Brothers: A coin block ottoman for the committed video game geek. This flashback measures 15x15x15 inches and is made from memory foam, vinyl, and the hundreds of hours you spent trying to get through level 8 in 1992. Purchase it here.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Check out the amazing detail on this cake. Everything is edible - including the syncing iPhone. Brilliant. And edible. This was created by BCake, a high-end cakery in New York.
My sister is getting married in December and I'm trying to talk her into something like this.
Realization: Polyester + breaking it down = BO-fest 2009