The Gods Have Given Us a Gift

And that gift is the automatic pancake machine called the Chefstack Pancake Maker. Don't just have a few flapjacks for breakfast, have 200 carb cakes a goddam hour. If only they could do something like this for bacon. Bastards ...

You can purchase this device from proudtobesize22.org.edu.gov or here for a measly $3,500.

Yes, my friends. Gluttony doesn't come cheap. Remember that.

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