This is security camera footage of a super drunk guy attemping to buy beer. If it wasn't for his rendition of the Drunken Man Tango™, he probably would've gotten away with it. It's the part where he falls and "tries" to get up for three minutes that's out of hand.
This isn't really a game per se, but it's fun to just go here for mindless mindlessness. When you scroll over the dots, they multiply - simple as that. Good to do when talking on the phone or pretending to work in your cube. Play here.
Honda unveiled it's new "future of indoor transportation" last month, called the Enicycle U3-X. As you can see from the video, it's a little mini scooter that allows you to glide from cube to cube delivering TPS reports and spreadsheets and shiz. They're hoping to use them in big hotels and large offices. SUCK IT, RAZOR SCOOTER! YOU'RE OLD NEWS NOW! Pixar and all the cool agencies like Goodby Silverstein or Crispin Porter will be switching over to the U3-X next year.
If you ask me, this little vehicle is just a pre cursor to the Buy N Large recliner folks were using in Wall-E. We're going to be large amorphous blobs of consumerism zombies soon. Mark my words.
The Huffington Post has made a unique discovery about everybody's favorite romcom leading dude: Matthew McConaughey. Apparently, the shirtless wonder is only effective while leaning in advertising, posters or DVD covers. Weird. Kind of like John Malkovich's height.
Wow. Just ... wow. I'm hoping this person doesn't have a job where this type of ink won't be viewed by clients, customers, shareholders, grandmas, little children with impressionable minds, paranoid schizophrenics, homicidal sociopaths with mommy issues, etc.
Those of us who have worked in an office environment or have had one or more roommates know that it's hell sharing a fridge or kitchen space. And we all know that a leaving passive-aggressive kitchen note is one step away from blowing everybody in the building away with an AK. (I have to say that's not a good day.)
Whether it's "stop effing eating my soup" or "I hawked a loogie in my 2-liter of Diet Dr. Pepper so you would stop drinking it" - kitchen notes happen. (When they do, run.) Lucky for us, Holy Taco has posted 25 hilarious passive-aggressive kitchen notes between coworkers and roommates. I've only posted a few; you can view the rest here.
Okay, I'm officially over the Kanye West interruption meme. If you feel like you need to see more, you can check out this site and this site. Enjoy the last of Kanye's douchetastic voyage through interruption land.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, for the love of all that is batter-dipped?!! A two-headed Snuggie?! Next there will be group snuggies and family snuggies and snuggies for zoo animals and beer snuggies and feet snuggies and penis snuggies ...
Surprisingly, this innovative cook book has been out for well over a year. I guess I'm not well versed on the latest cookbooks featuring testicle cuisine. And I think I'm okay with that.
This e-book teaches you the "basics" of cooking with balls, including important tidbits like "always using a very sharp knife, washing testes thoroughly for 45 minutes before preparing or the fact that all testicles can be eaten ... except for human, of course."
Most of the featured testes come from stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs, turkeys and large non-sporting dogs. Okay, I threw in that last one - couldn't resist.
I can't wait to try a heaping helping of Balleroni and Cheese or Ballcakes and sausage. Even better - mashed balltatoes and ballvy.
I had absolutely no clue there was a Boondock Saints sequel in the works - and I'm pretty well versed in movies that kick some arse. I was pleased to see that Julie Benz, of Dexter fame, is starring as the Willem Dafoe stand in. I can live with that; she's pretty smoking hot.
Something tells me that I'd fail a Rorschach test miserably. Is it just me, or does this tattoo of "Courtney" seem to have a dude's package on her forehead? I'm all for photorealistic tattoos, but for the love all things Benjamin Button, get a damn good tattoo artist if you're planning to have a face inked on your body for the rest of eternity.
For those of you loyal Snuggie owners or Snuggie Sapiens™, as I like to call you, there is a new online guide to having relations while including your now iconic blanket robe. You can check out the Snuggie Sutra HERE.
I'm not sure if the creators of the Snuggie Sutra site know this, but the target demo for Snuggie consumers is something like 45-65 year-old librarians who utilize book lights and watch reruns of Murder She Wrote. But I'm sure they'll be all over this new Snuggie resource though. Especially if they find themselves in the throes ... with a Snuggie on hand ... while taking the subway or relaxing on a park bench. Knowledge is power. And possibly a misdemeanor.
Those of you rowdy Dexter fans out there - hold on to your butts.
Apparently, Dexer's first episode of Season 4, "Living the Dream," has been leaked online. Scheduled to air on September 27 on Showtime, this premiere episode was posted online a few days ago for only a few hours before Showtime caught on and had it pulled from the Net. Wow, did I really use the term, "Net?" Hello, 1993!
Showtime may have pulled the original posting, but not before 2,000 torrent users had a chance to make it their own and seed it online. There's no telling how long it will stay posted - but you can watch the full first episode of Season 4 here or here. Enjoy.
Photoshop + babies = celebribabies. My fave, even though I hate those douchetards, is the Jonas Brothers pic. Here you'll see baby Kurt Cobain, baby Tony Soprano, baby Jackie Chan, Baby Conan O'Brien, and baby Jonas Brothers.