Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
In celebration of my meh-ness over the iPad, I give you Peter Serafinowicz's take on the new innovation from Apple. (Actually produced way before today's launch.)
Friday, January 22, 2010
...presumably refraction of transmitted light explains the visualization of both top and bottom teeth through the plug.
Imagine how entertaining it would be to insert a few more Pyrex plugs in this person's mouth and watch her/him eat a roast beef sandwich!
I just held back some vomit. And if I had a lip window, you would have totally noticed.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
These are classic. I'd have to say my favorite involves The Dark Lord.
Happy Valentine's, honey! Here's a 7-foot-tall Over Flo (in the diaper above) Garbage Pail Kid print for our living room!
LTL PRINTS, the premium wall graphics company, today launched an exclusive collection of Garbage Pail Kids Wall Graphics, featuring 77 original designs from the classic collectible trading cards produced by the Topps Company beginning in 1985.
Garbage Pail Kids premium wall graphics from LTL PRINTS are available in a range of customer-selected sizes (from laptop-sized up to seven feet tall!), are self-adhesive and will stick to almost anything (walls, windows, even ceilings!), and can be removed and re-hung 100 times without leaving a mark or damaging surfaces.
Prices start at $14.95 for laptop-sized graphics (NEW!), to LTL PRINTS’ signature 7 foot tall ‘larger-than-lifesize’ wall graphics, for $149.95.
Nothin' says lovin' like Armpit Britt (also pictured above).
This is a great commerical just because it cracks me up.
Finally, the solution to a problem men have suffered with for generations. All men sweat in their groin area, and until now, there has not been a product specifically to relieve the wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweaty balls.
Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free, and contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial.
Fresh Balls is not available in stores, only through this website. It comes in a small gray tube, perfect for at home, or on-the-go.
Ladies, you know you're waiting for Fresh Underboobage™ products. What about a little sumpin sumpin to freshen up ye olde underbottom? Fresh Balls needs to branch out! They could begin slow world domination one ripe body part at a time!
Or how about this? I have an idea. How about we all shower regularly with soap and water and call it a day? In this economy, why spend $14.99 on ball deodorant? Really people. Economize already.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
- Do not use if overcome with explosive diarrhea;
- Do not use if planning to sleep on the beach; and
- Do not use around hungry birds or red ants.