I don't know what's more disturbing; the fact that I can see 'taint hair' on this product model or that any person with a spool of thread can prevent White Crack™ when tanning nude on the beach. I'm talking to you, porn stars and Spanish neighbor next door.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing the instructions for this product include:
- Do not use if overcome with explosive diarrhea;
- Do not use if planning to sleep on the beach; and
- Do not use around hungry birds or red ants.