Heeey boys! Do you ever have problems with crotch rot? Are your testes testing your olfactory system? Are you nutty about clean nads? Do you have to teabag a warm bowl of eucalyptus oils just to get a date? Well the answer to your question has arrived, my friends. Introducing Fresh Balls.
Finally, the solution to a problem men have suffered with for generations. All men sweat in their groin area, and until now, there has not been a product specifically to relieve the wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweaty balls.Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free, and contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial.
Fresh Balls is not available in stores, only through this website. It comes in a small gray tube, perfect for at home, or on-the-go.
Ladies, you know you're waiting for Fresh Underboobage™ products. What about a little sumpin sumpin to freshen up ye olde underbottom? Fresh Balls needs to branch out! They could begin slow world domination one ripe body part at a time!
Or how about this? I have an idea. How about we all shower regularly with soap and water and call it a day? In this economy, why spend $14.99 on ball deodorant? Really people. Economize already.
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