Thursday, January 21, 2010

Fresh Balls: So fresh. So Clean. So outta goddam hand.

Heeey boys! Do you ever have problems with crotch rot? Are your testes testing your olfactory system? Are you nutty about clean nads? Do you have to teabag a warm bowl of eucalyptus oils just to get a date? Well the answer to your question has arrived, my friends. Introducing Fresh Balls.
Finally, the solution to a problem men have suffered with for generations. All men sweat in their groin area, and until now, there has not been a product specifically to relieve the wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweaty balls.

Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free, and contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial.

Fresh Balls is not available in stores, only through this website. It comes in a small gray tube, perfect for at home, or on-the-go.

Ladies, you know you're waiting for Fresh Underboobage™ products. What about a little sumpin sumpin to freshen up ye olde underbottom? Fresh Balls needs to branch out! They could begin slow world domination one ripe body part at a time!

Or how about this? I have an idea. How about we all shower regularly with soap and water and call it a day? In this economy, why spend $14.99 on ball deodorant? Really people. Economize already.


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