According to the Sun, a Switzerland skier was saved after falling into a snowy crevice when his Blackberry, stored in his shirt pocket, provided just enough girth to keep him from slipping further down into the precipice, estimated at around 700-feet-deep. He was eventually rescued when his mountain guide contacted help. After his rescue, he used that very same phone to call his wife and let her know he was okay.
Whatever. An iPhone would have saved him sooner. I don't know how, but it would have. I just know these things.