Words cannot sum up the absolutely horrific acting/writing/visual effects/music in this "safety video." Which happens to be a real safety video. Seriously.
Produced by the Training Network (which is evidently a school for Chevy Chase slapstick), this video attempts to illustrate that "it only takes a second" to get squished, sprayed in the face with battery acid, hit by a car, fall off ladders, cut off fingers, or back into toddlers with the car. This video is absolutely ridiculous and hilarious to no end. Circulated around the net like four years ago, I decided it was time to post it after a 20th viewing.
My faves would have to be the guy getting squished between two walls ("Get me outta here! I'm in here!), the lawnmower woman, and the Jerry Bruckheimer car explosion.