Stop Smelling Like A

Stop smelling like warm garbage or dried Elmer's Glue with Doc Bottoms' new Aspray. You can use Aspray on your "pungent pits, foul feet, or beastly butt odor." (exact wording - no lie) This miracle product apparently eliminates odor-causing bacteria ... that you deem inappropriate to actually wash off with a simple shower. Really, who has time to shower these days? Why shower at all when you can drench every crevice of your body with Aspray? Accidentally shart your pants? Break out the Aspray! Did you have relations with a brothel bunny and forget to shower? Break out the Aspray!

I'll never bathe again - THANK YOU, ASPRAY!

VIA HolyTaco

I like Pac Man, Too - But ...

Never would I tattoo this classic on my ass. But this guy did.

Click here for the NSFW version. 

Source Via Switched

Things You Should Not Be Twittering About

Can't stand Twitter now that everybody and their GD mother is tweeting? No prob. Now you can peruse Things You Should Not Twitter, which is a website with a collection of embarrassing Twitter posts. Learn about people watching porn at work, people banging their co-workers, students cheating on tests, people tweeting from the crapper - it's all there. 

Check back to that site later - as after it was posted on Switched.com, the bandwidth couldn't handle the visitors.

Source: Switched

Naked Crazy gets Tased at Coachella

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Man, there has always got to be some drama going down at or around Coachella. Heat exhaustion + booze + $7 bottled water + naked white dudes = indecent hilarity. Enjoy.

What's truly sad about this spectacle is that Mr. CrotchNubbin™ could have avoided getting tased by putting his feather boa/clown jumpsuit back on. Instead, he chose to let it hang. 

Okay, 'hang' is a poor choice of words. More like "slightly protrude."