Ready for this, kiddos? Just in case Michael Jackson's head wasn't enough to scare you the hell up in the morning, here' s the Darth Vader alarm clock from Playthings.com.
For $30, you get AM/FM radio tuning, three sounds to have you crapping your PJs at 6 AM, and the pleasure of opening your eyes in complete darkness to Vader's laser red eye balls. OH and you can plug in your iCantina and pump music through Vader's skull.
If only he yelled: NooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO to wake you up in the morning. Now THAT would rock.