I'm just going to preface this by saying - if you're eating, put down the fork.
Today's episode of WHY GOD WHY goes to Sweet Sue's Whole Canned Chicken. This 'food' product, which resembles what Carol Ann's mom looked like when they pulled her out of the haunted closet in Poltergeist, is cooked and canned ... whole.
If you ever wanted to know what a baby being birthed looked like, buy this chicken for your next meal. And you don't even have to slap it after you open the can.