Holy Jebus in a wheel barrel. This lovely spring chicken looks like something that was pulled out of my Go with the Flo toilet.
Bride of Chucky here was snapped going to the Sapphire Steakhouse and Gentleman's Club in New York City last night. Funny, seeing that she's an active member of Peta.
Anywho, someone get this woman a mirror, some blotting linens, a pint of spackle, a bar of Dove, and a hose - STAT.
Source: The Superficial