Today's Item I'd Like to Smear All Over My Body

Remember Jell-O Pudding Pops from back in the day? You had to bite through that thin icy coating to get through to the goods? I miss those. Far better than fudgesicles any day. Apparently PopSicle has brought Pudding Pops back to the shelves, but I have yet to try the new ones. Dear Pudding Pops, I would like to dive into a vat of you. Then smear you all over my body.