What you're seeing is NOT a joke. French inventor Romain Jarry has created the "Dog-o-Matic," which is basically a
gargantuan box of terror washing machine for dogs. Each "cycle" takes about a 30 minutes, with prices ranging from $20-$45 depending on the size of your dog.
You select the dog size and wash cycle, put your dog inside and press start. Don't mind your dog barking for help while trying to claw it's goddam way out of this torture device. Dogs see enough microwaves to know what's up. They're not that stupid.
The hilarious part of this story is that Vlad the Inventor insists that the dogs don’t mind.
Because that's exactly what I see in these pictures; a dog not minding.