Holy moses on a see-saw. Get ready to watch a new 'life form' pulsate against the wall of a Raleigh, North Carolina sewer. Allegedly, this video captures footage of the raw meatball/live dookie/animated teste breathing and reacting to the bright light from the camera.
Perhaps this is how the Ninja Turtles started out? And I shall dub this pulsating, bulbous uvula ... Botticelli.
Hopefully you're not eating raw meat while watching this appetizing footage.