India's Defense Research and Development Organization has plans to start manufacturing hot chili grenades. You read that correctly, my friend. Hot chili grenades on deck. BBC News reports:
... the devices will be used to control rioters and in counter-insurgency operations. The chili, known as Bhut Jolokia, is said to be 1,000 times hotter than commonly used kitchen chili.
Hey, I say cool. While you're at it, could you explode one of those bad boys over my slice of pepperoni with extra cheese over here? Maybe follow that up with a parmesan grenade using cheese that is 1,000 times more cheesier than the basic household parmesan cheese? Thaaaaaaaaanks.
ps. It's called a bhut chili. Beavis would go into a laugh coma right about now.