I Heart SW Airlines

I don't know about all o' ya'll, but I've flown quite a bit. I get tired of the same old, "Please note that your seats are flotation devices and that we charge cash for booze," etc. - so Southwest has been allowing their flight attendants to 'freestyle' their pre-flight schpeels, which ends up being a quasi-stand-up routine slash variety show.

A few years ago I flew to the East Coast from Cali and the flight attendant gave the 'anti-schpeel'. The flamboyant gentleman proceeded to make statements like "Ladies and gentlemen, if you're flying with children today, we're ... very ... sorry for you." It was awesome. Below are a few rapping / singing flight attendants.

Here is DJ SWA flippin' the script:

Funny flight pre-flight message:

Funny landing message (begins at about :55):

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I Just Don't Get it: The Jonas Brothers

I just don't get it. 

They're like Hanson, only they're wrapped inside a crunchy Ricardo Montalban shell, dipped in an exotic Antonio Banderas chocolatey layer, and smeared with a candy coating of better publicists.

And judging by their songs, which I've heard only in passing, their testicles have definitely dropped. (As compared to Hanson, where ... well, you've heard MMM Bop.)

Source: USA Today