Today's Item I Would Like to Smear All Over My Body

I'm not too crazy about the peanut butter patties or thin mints, but Samoas - you are bombdigadocious*. Even though you'd feel like an exfoliation treatment, I would like to devour you ... and then smear you all over my body.

*word dedicated to my good friend Christopher F.M.

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Kristen Chenoweth Shines, Miley Cyrus Slips

Okay, there are three things you should know about me. 

1) I love, love, loooove Kristen Chenoweth. 

2) I think Sean Connery in the 3rd Indy flick was hot. 

3) Sometimes I'm plagued with flatulence. 

#3 was probably TMI.

But seriously, I love Kristen Chenoweth. I'm one voodoo doll made purely of her hair and laundry lint short of stalking her just because she's so talented and cute, and I could probably fit her in my purse. 

So for those of you obsessed Kristen Chenoweth fans, here is a tasty morsel of her performance on the Oscars(R) last night. She's singing "That's how you know" from the movie Enchanted.

Oh yeah, and Miley Cyrus almost ate it while walking to the podium to present. LMAO.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo. Thanks.