Bacon is life. No really, it's bacon on your ass, right above your crack FOREVER. I see an angioplasty in this person's future.
Source: Ugliest Tattoo
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Happy Birthday to Me!
Today's my birthday, five readers! Pamper me with Sprinkles cupcakes, J. Crew and lumpia. XOXO, KIT-
Mickey Doyle
The Future of Indoor Transportation
Honda unveiled it's new "future of indoor transportation" last month, called the Enicycle U3-X. As you can see from the video, it's a little mini scooter that allows you to glide from cube to cube delivering TPS reports and spreadsheets and shiz. They're hoping to use them in big hotels and large offices. SUCK IT, RAZOR SCOOTER! YOU'RE OLD NEWS NOW! Pixar and all the cool agencies like Goodby Silverstein or Crispin Porter will be switching over to the U3-X next year.
If you ask me, this little vehicle is just a pre cursor to the Buy N Large recliner folks were using in Wall-E. We're going to be large amorphous blobs of consumerism zombies soon. Mark my words.
Source: Core 77
Thursday, September 24, 2009
We got a leaner: Matthew McConaughey
The Huffington Post has made a unique discovery about everybody's favorite romcom leading dude: Matthew McConaughey. Apparently, the shirtless wonder is only effective while leaning in advertising, posters or DVD covers. Weird. Kind of like John Malkovich's height.
Crassy Thursday: A Tattoo Grandma will Probably See
Wow. Just ... wow. I'm hoping this person doesn't have a job where this type of ink won't be viewed by clients, customers, shareholders, grandmas, little children with impressionable minds, paranoid schizophrenics, homicidal sociopaths with mommy issues, etc. Souce: Ugliest Tattoos
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Passive-aggressive Kitchen Notes: Bacon is Life!
Those of us who have worked in an office environment or have had one or more roommates know that it's hell sharing a fridge or kitchen space. And we all know that a leaving passive-aggressive kitchen note is one step away from blowing everybody in the building away with an AK. (I have to say that's not a good day.)
Whether it's "stop effing eating my soup" or "I hawked a loogie in my 2-liter of Diet Dr. Pepper so you would stop drinking it" - kitchen notes happen. (When they do, run.) Lucky for us, Holy Taco has posted 25 hilarious passive-aggressive kitchen notes between coworkers and roommates. I've only posted a few; you can view the rest here.
Bacon is life, bitches!
Source: Holy Taco
Roll Me a Fat Piece: Rick Roll Cake for Any Occasion
Nothing completes a birthday bash like getting unexpectedly Rick Roll'd via your birthday cake. Top THAT!Source: TheChive
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