Today's WTF: Bacon Cross

Bacon is life.

No really, it's bacon on your ass, right above your crack FOREVER. I see an angioplasty in this person's future.

Source: Ugliest Tattoo

Kiss me, I Taste Like Bacon

Clearly, the concept here is this.

1. Take a product - any product.
2. Make it bacon flavored.
3. SOLD.

Buy this bacon balm here.

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iPhone Sleeve: Baconpressive. Most Baconpressive.

1) I love bacon. My cholesterol can vouch for that.

2) I love iPhone accessories.

3) I once had a cut on my finger, so I put bacon on it and it healed in just five days. True story.

Buy this rad iPhone sleeve here for only $43. (Dang, that's a little pricey in this economic climate.)

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Bacon Tattoo: MMM, Bacony

Bacon: The Getaway Meat. And beloved tattoo.

And I love how he even had the grease included. Now THAT'S commitment. Hope he enjoyed a nice bacontini afterwards.

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Bacon Shoes: I'm Hungry All of a Sudden

Finally - people can customize clothing to look like the best food in the land: Bacon. 

The shoemaker, Keds, is now a rockstar in my book. And not just because they made the shoes most people wore as a last resort in the early 90s. Keds has partnered with customizable clothing website Zazzle.com to create the greatest synergy between food and clothing ever. 

Good job, Keds. You now fit in ... slightly. I'll try not to shun you in the cafeteria during lunch.

Source VIA Geekologie

Bacon-tini, Here I Come

The next time you come home from a long day at the office and you need a drink, turn to the most refreshing alcoholic drink you can reach for - a Bakontini. Apparently, Bakon Vodka is becoming all the rage. Drink it, marinade with it, cook your morning eggs in it. Bacon is wonderful. It just doesn't need to be a mayo spread.

I love their tagline: Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.

Apparently, eating bacon is like drinking an ice-cold glass of Crystal Light.

Source VIA Geekologie