Sunday, January 17, 2010

About GD Time: McDonald's now offers free Wi-Fi.

Dear Starbucks,

Get a goddam clue.

Love Always,
McDonalds & Mickey Doyle

I'll say it again. Never pass out first.

Or this will happen and I'll find out. Props to this drunk guy's friends; there had to be some serious patience involved with this elaborate work.

Source: FAILblog

Great Moments in Pwnage: Kimmel on Leno's 10 at 10



OMFG. This. Is. Sohardtowatch.

I'm pretty sure that Jay Leno's blood pressure shot up about ten points during this segment. Kimmel is the hero beneath my wings.

Holy Taco Presents Facebook Bingo

Pretty self explanatory and awesome. Yep; I'd have lots of bingos. (bingoes?)

New iSamJackson iPhone App: "Tell that bitch to chill!"

Best. App. Ever.

iSamJackson includes over 150 original and authentic quotes recorded by this BMF. Now yes, it is really nothing more than a Sam Jackson sound board, but these clips cheesy film captures, but original studio material created just for this app. And you can even customize the sound board so your favorite quotes are all organized onto one page for easy access. $2.99 available from the iTunes App Store in a Clean and +17 Explicit version.

I can't wait to use the Snakes on a Plane line at the next family gathering.

MacBook Decals to Love and Paste






I just don't have the heart to soil my beautifully simple Macbook Pro with a decal. But these rock.

Today's WTF: Ass-Hanging-out-of-Skirt Woman

I know the People of Walmart site has been around for a while, but it's me with which we're dealing - and I'm always late to the party. So there.

Enjoy today's WTF. Hey, anybody have any acid I can fling into my eyes?

Source: People of Walmart (so help you)