Today's WTF: Prevent Crack Lines

I don't know what's more disturbing; the fact that I can see 'taint hair' on this product model or that any person with a spool of thread can prevent White Crack™ when tanning nude on the beach. I'm talking to you, porn stars and Spanish neighbor next door.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing the instructions for this product include:

• Do not use if overcome with explosive diarrhea;
• Do not use if planning to sleep on the beach; and
• Do not use around hungry birds or red ants.

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Today's WTF: Ass-Hanging-out-of-Skirt Woman

I know the People of Walmart site has been around for a while, but it's me with which we're dealing - and I'm always late to the party. So there.

Enjoy today's WTF. Hey, anybody have any acid I can fling into my eyes?

Source: People of Walmart (so help you)

Today's WTF: Wunder Boner

This is a real product. Seriously. And this is the REAL name. Really.

This Dog Wants to Shoot Itself: Snuggie for Dogs

After this and this, I've now seen it all.

*Folds up laptop. Dies.*

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Today's WTF: Catching a Laptop in the Holiest of Holies

Oh. My. Gawd.

Did they really think this was going to sell more laptops?

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Just Cruel!

Have you ever heard a German shepherd scream at 10,000 feet?

Thanks to MD for sending this over.

I Can't Believe I Watched This Show With My Baby Brother

Kids - don't ever brush your teeth like Blondie Pumperfist here.

VIA Manofest

Today's WTF: Sick Puppy Game

Leave it to Japan to come up with a nice educational game like "Sick Puppy." The premise is basically like that of the classic game "Operation," except instead of organs, you're pulling out plastic balls - and instead of a naked dude with a bowl cut, you have a dog draining snotty oooze out of it's nose. You must fish the plastic bits out of the ooze with little tweezers without setting off the buzzer.

Nothing like a nice, clean game of Sick Puppy with the kiddos after a long day at school. Perhaps next year they can release "Diseased Hooker" or "Lice-infested Toddlers."

Keep taking board games to the next level, Japan.

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Today's WTF: Unknown Sewer Creature Found

Holy moses on a see-saw. Get ready to watch a new 'life form' pulsate against the wall of a Raleigh, North Carolina sewer. Allegedly, this video captures footage of the raw meatball/live dookie/animated teste breathing and reacting to the bright light from the camera.

Perhaps this is how the Ninja Turtles started out? And I shall dub this pulsating, bulbous uvula ... Botticelli.

Hopefully you're not eating raw meat while watching this appetizing footage.

Source VIA Geekologie