WHY GOD WHY: Personal Urns

Dear Family:

After I die, please place my ashes in a replica of my disembodied head so I can stare at you forever more. Or, just use my head as a cookie jar.

See you on the flip side,

Mickey Doyle

XOXO, K.I.T.

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Please Don't Eat Me Mr. Educational Bear

I'm so glad they didn't have this "educational aid" in my dentist office when I was little. Nothing says, "Brush your teeth or I'll chew through your carotid artery," like the scariest 'helper' bear on earth. A dentist office actually uses this bear to demonstrate dental procedures to children.

And I shall dub it the Gary Busey Chiclet Tooth Bear™.

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