I Had No Idea Someone Could Be THIS Drunk

This is security camera footage of a super drunk guy attemping to buy beer. If it wasn't for his rendition of the Drunken Man Tango™, he probably would've gotten away with it. It's the part where he falls and "tries" to get up for three minutes that's out of hand.

The First One to Pass Out Always Gets Screwed

Don't act like it's never happened to you. Bras get frozen, dudes get phones shoved in orifices and the permanent markers come out. Holy Taco has posted a hilarious gallery of drunken shaming photos. Enjoy the rest of them here.

VIA HolyTaco