Classic.
Love it.
Want more of it.
And $5 if you got it.
Seriously. Can I borrow five bucks? No? Okay, no biggs.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Same old Snuggie, twice the nerd.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, for the love of all that is batter-dipped?!! A two-headed Snuggie?! Next there will be group snuggies and family snuggies and snuggies for zoo animals and beer snuggies and feet snuggies and penis snuggies ...
The end is near.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Is that a botfly maggot in your head or are you just happy to see me?
Here is a video of a woman named Vanessa pulling a botfly maggot out of her scalp - after acquiring it during a trip to Belize. It's fairly graphic, but at the same time hard to not watch.
Enjoy your fried rice while you watch!
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Thursday, September 3, 2009
Today's WTF: Cooking with Balls
Surprisingly, this innovative cook book has been out for well over a year. I guess I'm not well versed on the latest cookbooks featuring testicle cuisine. And I think I'm okay with that.
This e-book teaches you the "basics" of cooking with balls, including important tidbits like "always using a very sharp knife, washing testes thoroughly for 45 minutes before preparing or the fact that all testicles can be eaten ... except for human, of course."
Most of the featured testes come from stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs, turkeys and large non-sporting dogs. Okay, I threw in that last one - couldn't resist.
I can't wait to try a heaping helping of Balleroni and Cheese or Ballcakes and sausage. Even better - mashed balltatoes and ballvy.
Holy Crap! A Sequel to Boondock Saints? Rock on!
I had absolutely no clue there was a Boondock Saints sequel in the works - and I'm pretty well versed in movies that kick some arse. I was pleased to see that Julie Benz, of Dexter fame, is starring as the Willem Dafoe stand in. I can live with that; she's pretty smoking hot.
Source: IWatchStuff
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Latest Poster for Smurfs 3D
Clearly, this smurf has realized that he has no way to use the bathroom. PVCblue.com, which has all things smurfy, has posted this new ad piece for the Smurfs movie. Wonder if they're hiring.
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