Crap 2.0

*Read with sarcasm* Hooray! Microsoft Corp has alerted Reuters that they're releasing it's long-awaited Windows 7 operating system next week. 

Those who hated the hell out of Windows Vista will now have a new OS to make fun of. Can't wait. Cough*itsgonnasuck*Cough

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Today's WTF

Lady Gaga:

Who the hell are you and what midwest small town ending in 'ville' did you come from? You've popped out of nowhere with your 'bows made of hair' and makeup straight out of America's Next Top Model ... and large selection of fishnets.  We already have a Christina Aguilera, so go away. 

Love Always, K.I.T. XOXO -

Mickey Doyle

Photo: WWTDD

Today's Big Woopty Doo

I have no clue why this is big news, but Nintendo has readied a new Nintendo DS bundle for sale early March. Honestly, this is the ugliest color I've every seen. I guess if we're trying to hit the bored soccer mom demo - NAILED IT. Not only does the buyer get a lime green DS, they also get a fashionable lime green 'purse/case' and a "Cooking" game to boot. 

For some reason, this story is all over the gadget blogosphere. *hops on bandwagon*

Well, I guess this would be a perfect gift for Mother's Day - if your mother actually knew what a Nintendo DS was. Mine would probably try to use it as a TV remote control. 

Source: Boing Boing

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And they're 99% fat free!

Source: Boing Boing

Naked Crazy gets Tased at Coachella

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Man, there has always got to be some drama going down at or around Coachella. Heat exhaustion + booze + $7 bottled water + naked white dudes = indecent hilarity. Enjoy.

What's truly sad about this spectacle is that Mr. CrotchNubbin™ could have avoided getting tased by putting his feather boa/clown jumpsuit back on. Instead, he chose to let it hang. 

Okay, 'hang' is a poor choice of words. More like "slightly protrude."

Pass the Dutchie on the Foh Twenty

Just giving a brief shout-out in celebration of 420. 

I've Had it with these Monday Friday Snakes

Don't you just love it when TV networks give 'edits' to R-rated movies? Case in point - Snakes on a Plane. 

Samuel L. Jackson's classic movie line, "I've about had it with these mother f**king snakes on this mother f**king plane," gets turned into some random new form of swearing that not only makes me want to set a flaming bag of poo on FXs doorstep, it makes SLJ sound like that one black dude that played the president on 24. SLJ is definitely not that guy. 

This reminds me of the time FX made edits to Die Hard 2 - "Yippee Kayee Mother Father!"

SLJ is a BMF - betta recognize.